heard in the kitchen…

Shannon is in the kitchen, scraping remaining bits of little guy’s dinner into compost pail…she hears (from living room) an urgent, but muffled squealing sound.

HUSBAND: Oh my God! (pause) That is a HUGE animal in your mouth!

SHANNON: Um…

Later we discover that Husband is speaking, not to the child, but to the cat, who has just caught a large bat (mistaken, at first, for a rat).

End.

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